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Nov
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20
Sep
1. Cockiness is not an indication of confidence.
2. Sexuality is not an indication of promiscuity.
3. Promiscuity is not an indication of charisma.
4. Frequent partying is not an indication of popularity.
5. Spirituality is not an indication of religion or affiliation with GOD.
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I wanna goooo
10
Mar
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why do these look familiar? can someone name um all please?
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Belle, Mulan
Ariel, Kida, Esmerelda, Jasmine, Pocahontas
Tiana, Megara, Tinker Bell, Mary Poppins, Alice
Giselle, Jessie, Lilo, Sally, Boo
Jessica Rabbit, Violet Incredible, Wendy, Melody, The Queen of Hearts
Cinderella’s Stepmother, Snow White’s Stepmother, Maleficent, Ursula, Cruella DeVil
20
Jun
My daughter has always told me she never wanted to have kids. She wanted to adopt.
I’ve always asked her why and she always told me because orphans need love too
. At age 15 she was deemed infertile.
She looked at me and said “that’s okay, I want to adopt, remember?” She GMH
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Jun
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Jun
21
May
I HAD FOUR SHOTS OF ESPRESSO AT MIDNIGHT AND I’M STILL GOING AND I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AT 3:30 TO GET GOOD PARKING SO I CAN SET UP PRANK STUFF AT SCHOOL AND IT WILL BE AWESOME AND I’M GONNA HAVE MORE ESPRESSO AT 3 (IN 20 MINUTES) AND THEN TAKE MY CONCERTA AND THEN SHOWER AND THEN HAVE BREAKFAST AND THEN WORK ON CHALK ART AND THEN GO TO SCHOOL AND THE PRACTICE FOR FAREWELL AND THEN DO ECON CORRECTIONS AND PART OF MY OVERDUE BIO LABS AND THEN GO TO A SMOOTHIE PARTY AND THEN GO TO A PARTY PARTY AND GET SMAAAASSSSHHHHHHEEEEDDDD AND THEN GO TO ALA MOANA AND THEN SLEEP FINALLY AND THEN BEACH AT SANDY’S WITH FOOOOOTLOOOOOOSE.
oh god there’s something wrong with me.
19
May
18
May
one day, i want to live here